Sheridan (Sher-bear)
Sheridan Elizabeth Hunt was born on April 8, 1993. The rest of her
life is not as interesting, or as adventurous as she is, due to the
conventiality of the world in which we live. So here is a story about
ninjas:
Once upon a time there was an orange named Tgolig. He was round. He
was fat. He was juicy. Notice: he is described in the past tense,
this implies that he was eaten. He is unimportant to this story. Jeb
was a regular ninja. He worked from always to always.. One day, in
the midst of his work, he came across a cream puff. He examined it
carefully. You never know when a cream puff is actually a ninja, full
of deadliness, or a cream puff full of delicious cream that will end
up killing you anyway, just slower. He was about to slice it into tiny
bits, when he got a call on his ninja phone, and went home to play
Just Dance with his BFF. It turned out that the cream puff was
actually his superior, who called him a Nunja for his peacefull ways,
and demoted him to Plastic-Pumpkin Painter. Jeb decided that this was
just too embarassing and became a world-weary hobo. In his freetime,
he gives out advice. NOTE: Never underestimate the advice of a
strange old man named Jeb. Those guys are useful!
life is not as interesting, or as adventurous as she is, due to the
conventiality of the world in which we live. So here is a story about
ninjas:
Once upon a time there was an orange named Tgolig. He was round. He
was fat. He was juicy. Notice: he is described in the past tense,
this implies that he was eaten. He is unimportant to this story. Jeb
was a regular ninja. He worked from always to always.. One day, in
the midst of his work, he came across a cream puff. He examined it
carefully. You never know when a cream puff is actually a ninja, full
of deadliness, or a cream puff full of delicious cream that will end
up killing you anyway, just slower. He was about to slice it into tiny
bits, when he got a call on his ninja phone, and went home to play
Just Dance with his BFF. It turned out that the cream puff was
actually his superior, who called him a Nunja for his peacefull ways,
and demoted him to Plastic-Pumpkin Painter. Jeb decided that this was
just too embarassing and became a world-weary hobo. In his freetime,
he gives out advice. NOTE: Never underestimate the advice of a
strange old man named Jeb. Those guys are useful!
Tom (Captain America)
Works in a popsicle factory.
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